cricket all the way!!!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Google - its cool

Friday, April 08, 2005

seriously funny shit my dad sent me

HOW TO GET RID OF TELEMARKETEERS

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on
telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

this thingy i jst stole off lloyds msn space and i'm not gona link it because i can't be stuffed and i am stingy :D

75 Questions To Answer
COPY N PASTE IN UR BLOG

1.Copy and Paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything true
3. Leave plain anything untrue
4. Italic if you are not sure (i added this bit in)

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I have seen porn.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have acne free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been tld I have a nice butt.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
(where the fuck is numba 21??)
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. (but don't we all?)
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside Australia.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows. (wtf..?)
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I’m can always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. (not pashed lol just on cheek!)
051. I enjoy talking on the phone. (actually i jst like talking)
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I’m obsessed with my blog!
058. I don’t hate anyone.
059. I’m a pretty good dancer.
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington…
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a mobile phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I’ve rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future. (long time away!)
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

no cricket for me :(

you see i hurt my back during training and so on saturday wen we were versing tc i didn't want to play jst in case i hurt my back more. neway it was a close game and the pitch was so incredibly bad it was ridiculous. the sand that was on the outskirts of the pitch was better than the actual one. it was basically lawn mowed grass. the movement o the pitch was also ridiculous. there was one bowl were it landed in the middle of the pitch and just rolled. the pitch was so crap that there was no re-bound at all in some areas of it. another ball was going wide off off stump but cut back to go past leg stump. i know it may be hard to believe that there was that much movement but there was.

however the still managed to score about 60 something. this score, even tho it's not very high at all was actually defendable on that pitch. so we bowled really well wen we had like 8 overs left they were like only a few runs away. and wen they were equal with our score with (i think) a few overs left, like abt 3, our bowler bowled a wide and that is hoe they beat us. we were so pissed. neway the bowler was beating himself up over it so we didn't say much abt it.

neway it was really annoying that we got the shit pitch because the 10 B's got the better pitch than us. the surface was actually playable on and there were trees around the boundary so that acted as a windbreaker. we were pretty cut to find out that the 10 B's were more important than the 3rd's mind you overall they are better than us so yeh :S lol

neway that is all i have to update on for now
cyz

Friday, February 04, 2005

first week of school

well its bin the first week of school and its over well actually i still got cricket tomorrow morning bu tthat dusen't really count seeing as i kind fued my back at cricket training and yeh so i'm not gona bat and i don't bowl neway. and there is this really shit guy that took my place even tho if he ever reads this its probs gona sound mean but seriously thorny, u suk mate

the subjects i'm doing this year are foundies, english, biology, geography, accounting an photography. bio is my heaviest subject this year so in other words its the subject with the most work i goda do. its the same amount of work that we do in year 12 sept that yr 12's only get 3 terms to do it in. so yeh its kinda chocablock. next would be geography. in geo there isn't that uch to do sept its kinda hard to remember all the crap that we needa remember lol

( btw my bro is a gay head)

my nxt heaviest subject would probably be accounting. accounting is jst a bit of work remembering stuff and figuring stuf out thats all. its jst pretty much hard work basically. my next subject is photography. in photography coz its a lot of design work in yr 11 it requires a lot of time but u goda try and cram it in. so wen ur like designing a photo shoot or thinking of wot ur gona do u can't take up that many lessons doing it coz u jst won't have enuf time. then foundies wih satnds for foundations of mathematics. its like a hell piss easy subject coz its mainly a re-cap of yr 10 but into a little more depth in some areas. to give u an idea of wot we have started this term is rounding, estimation and truncating. so yeh its really basic. they say we are reising the basics to make sure we remember that stuff but i rekon they are jst buying time and we also have a test on that crap next friday. its fucking ridiculous i tell ya but i can't so nething abt it lol

the easiest subject i have this year is english. i have a gay ass teacher that i had in yr eght but some of u mite know who he is but i'm not gona mention his name jst in case ... neway yeh we hardly do nething this year. so yeh if your wondering y the hell i noe all of thi crap its coz at wez (i dno abt other schools) we get a syllabus checklist wich tell us everything that we need to do this year i actually think all schools get it now coz its now non compulsary education now and the corriculum coucil controlls everything :S

neway yeh apartfrom all my subjects school was awsome lol

neway that is all i have to report on in my odd life oh yeh and i got a job now at essentials supermarket i work on moday and friday nights. on moday i work 4-7.30 and on fridays i work 5-9 dso yeh its pretty good atm
and that is now all that i have to report on
sountill nxt time i feel like doing this crap,
cyz

Saturday, January 29, 2005

nothing really happening atm

well htere isn't really nething that has been interesting to report in the sporting side of things
mind you serena williams beat lindsay davenport in tennis for the number one position. thats was pretty cool match.

in the first set davenport mudered serena to a 6-2 victory. however just like in the match between molik and davenport the game wasn't over yet!! serena came back to win 6-3. so now it was even and it could go either way to each of the girls playing today. however serena proved to be too much for davenprt by absolutely tearing away to a 6-0 victory giving her her well deserved place of number one.

neway a big match still awaits as lletyon hewitt takes on marat safin. it will be a tough and determined match as each player wants to take home the title for themselves. i really look forward to watching it and i suggest even if ure no the biggest tennis fan then u do so as well.

neway that is all i have to say for now
cyz

Thursday, January 27, 2005

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!

WELL I DNO ABT SOME OF YOU PEEPS OUT THERE BUT AUSTRALIA FOR ME WAS AWSOME!!!.

{unfortunately for this is a 'G' rated site i am unable to disclose this information. however it was awsome i assure you}

neway as far as australian sport is concerned alicia molik are tennis sensation lost to lindsay davenport in her quarter-final. it was a very close and intense match. in the first set daven[port dominated in a 6-4 lead over molik however in the second it was a different story altogether. molik became used to he style of which dvenport plays and came back to win the second set 6-4 however in the deciding set between them it was very close however davenport having experience on the court at this level of the competition defeat molik 9-7. molik played a strong and intense game of tennis which was fantastic to watch.

i'm not quite sure wot lleyton is up to at them moment but i think he is yet to play his semi-final match against andy roddick. i only know of andy roddick coz of the funniest add for mastercard thats out there atm. its how he wins all of these tennis tornaments and has to carry the trophies on the plane with him but he only booked one seat. and the funniest bit is wen the stewardess manages to cram it into the overhead compartment but it rolls out on smacks him square in the head. lol neway yeh in the end he buys two seats on the return flight.

in the cricket we were versing the west indies. the first time we were scheduled to play them the game was stopped much to our relief coz we were like 5 for 60 something from memory wich is really bad. we only got throo 11 overs and rain forced the match to be abandoned because at least 20 overs must be played to have a result. so the second time round we made 269 off the full 50 overs with 8 wickets lost for the WI's to chase.

brett lee was the man of the match. he also took four wickets including a caught and bowled brian lara for 29 off 38 bowls. gillespie took two wickets and mcgrath, lehmann and hogg took one a peice. the windies were all out for 196 off 44.5 overs, giving us a 73 runs win and 6points.
the umpires for the match were billy bowden (a bloody champ mite i add) and david (i forgot his first name)

i know, for ppl who don't cricket htat must seem like a whole lot of mumbojumbo but you know wot i have to say to that??...... TOUGH TITTIES!!!

neway that is all the interesting sport updated for you to read

untill next time i can be bothered to write this crap for you to enjoy (for free mite i add)
cyz!!

Monday, January 24, 2005

The Australian Open - 100 Years In The Making!!

usually i never follow ne sort of tennis but for some strange reason i just ended up watching it this time. neway its really good coz now we have lleyton hewitt and alicia molik, our two prime and in form aussies battling it out in the noq quarter finals.

the person that lleyton hewitt is supposed to play is actually not confirmed yet seeing as the winner of the match between some ppl that i can't remember who they are atm. but alicia molik has to play the world womens #1 lindsay davenport. i mean molik is absolutely awsome but i realistically don't think that she will be able to defeat davenport. although she is very strong and davenport may have an off day or something. but neway i rekon molik has done so awsome because she is undefeated at now 12 matches in a row.

and this is a little player overview of Alicia Molik courtesy of the australian open website www.australianopen.com

Australian Opens Played - 7
Best Singles Performance - 4th Round (2004)
Best Doubles Performance - 3rd Round (2002)
Events Entered - Women's Singles Women's Doubles (with Svetlana Kuznetsova)

so yeh i'll see wether i can b stuffed updating this thingy nemore. but i'll try to keep up with the tennis .

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

its 12.18 in the mornin and i am bored as hell coz i can't sleep

well
my name pretty much said it all
i cna't sleep and i am listening to my ipod and coz i ws lying in my bed i drifted in and out of sleep so atm my ears are so sore. neway.. i felt like bloggin for some reason

there isn't really much to say except since christmas eve till nw yrs eve i was in bunbury. but i am going with my dad (coz he duz work down there) coz there is nuthin to do in prth atm. neway wen we were down there a family, we went fishin, and crabbin. crabbing was fun sept we didn't catch much coz a lot of the crabs were under size. we also went down to busselton for a day trip as well. we did our fishin there. xcept we didn't catch nething wich suked.so my mum got boreed and went crabbing:S lol there she caught some bigger crabs wich we brought back. that was the monday that the tsunami struck. and there was some wierd tide changes coz of that. wot happened was was that normally at night the tide comes in right but in this case it came in normally then it retreated abt 2 meters back out it was a little freaky but cool and interesting at the same time. neway that night in busselton there was a big lightning storm. we prettymuch stopped our fishing and crabbing and stuff coz of that and it was too dark to see nething. cept the lightning flashes kinda helped i guess.

but yeh neway as we were driving back to bunbury we got to see some of the most spectacular lightning shows i have ever seen. it was really cool but after a while coz it was really dark coz of the cloud cover, the lightning flashes seemed a lot brighter and after lookin at them for a while ur eyes started hurting. because of our failed fshing we didn't have nedinner and i didn't really want to eat just crab for dinner. so when we pulled into hj's for some burgers we heard a lightning crack that we rekon was really close to the car coz it was sooo loud! at first i thought we blew a tyre coz we went throo a puddle of water at the same time so the car lurched a bit. neway as we were coming out of the drive throo we saw a big lightning bolt hit wat we think was a tree or something and there was this shower of sparks. my mum was starting to get paranoid that we were gona get hit by lightning. i wasn't all that worried i thought it was cool :P

so yeh the lightning display was awsome. also wen we were in bunbury coz we had limited things to do during the day me and me bro like went to the beach everyday. sometimes twice a day . ther ewa a few days wen there was an easterly wind blowing so it was flattening the surf and it was really humid. but we still went :P

neway i thought bunbury was cool and i was gona stay there for new yrs but my mum had to go back a few days earlier for work and she didn't want to come back and my dad didn't want to leave her at home y herself for new yrs and my bro wanted to go home so i pretty much had to. but i am going today at like lunchtime. i'm gona go to toy world and get a new scooter to do trix on coz the one i got atm has huge wheels and its a little heavy. me fully sik neighbourino (prawi for those hoo dno) got a new one for chrissie. coz b4 he was using his fully sik bro's.

neway i am the only person i have online atm lol and yes... i did add myself lol
neway this is getting boring coz there is nothing to talk abt and i think my typing jst woke my mum or me fully sik bro beno upso i'm gna "split" and its now 12.48am..

cyz

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

shut down

well

i am thingking about shutting down this site coz its starting to get boring and i am kinda sik of doin these tag things newayz

let me know wether you want to have this site continued or you don't likee it and want it gone or u don't care. so have your say in what you think the future of this site is going to be.

cyz

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